77. The lady killer

So as I was driving home yesterday I decided to give Waby a call. A lovely new gal pal of mine that I was chatting with...about...well..whatever. As we were talking she decided to tell me about a theory of hers.

PSYCH!SENSE question...

If men watched more romantic comedies would they learn the female psyche more?

Now I realize the simple answer is: NO! but she had an interesting point. "If a guy were to watch them...get to learn about them and do the things in them to woo a girl instead of just whine and complain he would get her." (not an exact quote...but close) Now just imagine that...if you read my last topic I had wrote about the ideas of content and process...here is a prime example. Most men hear that their lady friend wants to watch a romantic comedy so what do they do? "OH MAN...dammit..for reals? do I have to?" (as memories of childhood crying sticks out...because we all know men are big babies)

...but this is the perfect example: men will focus on the content here..they think sappy movie with corny lines and bad acting...which in some cases in true...but what is your woman asking you? she may be inadvertantly asking you to do the things in the movie that woo her..the liquify her..that make her realize what she has.

Now I'm not saying that all women want to watch romantic comedies...because it just doesn't float their boat...but try and look past all this...you must be willing to look underneath the covers...check under the bed...undo the bra and check out the goods underneath because that is where the real goodness is. If she's into chick flicks..do it and learn what woos her..if she's into scary movies...find what scares her and learn to work with her in that way...if she's into kung fu flicks...damn...tell her to call me. But you get the idea right?

Some of you may have read my blog on the mating habits of senior citizens and with that I offer this addition...if your woman wants to watch this movie...perhaps you should focus on the underlying statement of the movie (buy me flowers, prick!). Ultimately, you will learn to speak woman talk, learn to appreciate her, learn to do things for her that make her want you even more....all of this equals what? = booty.

ta da!