56. Ugly Feet

Now...psychologically..the parts of our body that are out of mind and sight...are said to represent the emotional and psychological nature of the person....so here you are.

You walk into a club..find the hottest little thang in there...you know what i'm talking about...the tight booty...the curviness..the ribbling...whatever...the soft skin...etc...they are the epitomy of yumminess. Now if you are so fortunate as to take them home (or have them take you home) you begin to get down with them...start to get hot and steamy...and as you are slowing working your way down...their feet are jacked up.

You all know what i'm talking about...the stubby toe...the chipped nails..the dry calloused feet that remind you of your vienna sausages and if you're really lucky...sausages topped with pudding.

Now we've been there!! hot everything and jacked up feet...could you do it? As we all know...wearing sandals is privilege...not a right (just like spandex or banana hammocks). anyways...Dr. Stephens (? from the university of missouri) would argue that the feet are the pathway to seduction...the start of sexual intimacy...why? i'm glad you questioned that last statement...for those of you who do not know...foot sense in the motor cortex of the brain are next door neighbors to the gentalia reflex and sensors in our bodies...huh? in other words...why do you think the ladies (and men) enjoy foot rubs so much? it's because it stimulates in other ways baby...look it up!

anyways..PSYCH!SENSE ...perhaps a person feet...those things furthest away from our insight and mind provide detail to the small things that they hold. Pay attention to detais...

p.s. manicures are not a privilege they are just right.

55. What's worse?

this will be quick and easy...what's worse? psychological embarrasment or physical embarassment...the answer? well...depends on the person and the age to which we are addressing...I have found that those of an older generation find that psychological embarrasment is far worse than anything physical....but the younger cats say that phsycial embarrassment is scarier...why? becuase they feel they wear their "something" on their sleeve. There is this idea that the older you get...the more psychological you become....

Death of the hero...and birth of the soul. I make reference to this often...PSYCH!SENSE of the attributes of life and age. As we grow older...we stop caring about the physical so much when we try and work for the mental and psychological strength and power.

ideas?

54. Being average...

The only way a medication is approved for use by the FDA is when it marginally outperforms the control. it does not have to work...it only has to work "marginally" better than the control. WTF is that? what does this mean? This means that being average is freakin awesome.

Now before I get into it...lets define average. It means neither here nor there...it means in the middle it even means you're more likely to fit into a pair of jeans.

Consider it? if you're average as we have all learned from commercial...things are more likely to work for you. You'll most likely find that pair of jeans (because manufacturers make more of them) you're most likely to respond to medications...you're most likely to marry young, divorce earlier and then get remarried again. Good times if you ask me. The problem? how do you stand out in the field of grass?

the comical...remember that the tallest blade of grass in the field of life...is always the one to get cut down first.

live on high achievers....life on!

53. Business suit or rags?

As I go back to the idea of stereotyping and initial reactions I came to question...Would you be more willing to accept advice from someone in a suit or someone in...well...rags? Now I hate to put it so blatant...consider if you were to walk into a doctor's office and at the helm you see a man in rags...that smells bad and looks like...yeah. anyways...I would also question how people make a connection to what people want from others. I had an interesting conversation with some people that claim that they want someone who is successful...fancy car..good suit because they konw what it is to succeed. The local barista on the other hand said that she would prefer to take the advice of a "homeless" guy becuase he most like knows exactly what got him to that place...meaning! he is more likely to steer you clear...away from the decisions he made. isn't this interesting? not that I have to say that to try and capture you into the statement...how often have we se an angel in disguise...jesus in a tortilla? help can come from all avenues if you allow your soul to join with the soul of the world. The become one with the life that we live and are part of...the next time you run into someone you think is...different...perhaps you should try and consider their different opinion.