56. Ugly Feet

Now...psychologically..the parts of our body that are out of mind and sight...are said to represent the emotional and psychological nature of the person....so here you are.

You walk into a club..find the hottest little thang in there...you know what i'm talking about...the tight booty...the curviness..the ribbling...whatever...the soft skin...etc...they are the epitomy of yumminess. Now if you are so fortunate as to take them home (or have them take you home) you begin to get down with them...start to get hot and steamy...and as you are slowing working your way down...their feet are jacked up.

You all know what i'm talking about...the stubby toe...the chipped nails..the dry calloused feet that remind you of your vienna sausages and if you're really lucky...sausages topped with pudding.

Now we've been there!! hot everything and jacked up feet...could you do it? As we all know...wearing sandals is privilege...not a right (just like spandex or banana hammocks). anyways...Dr. Stephens (? from the university of missouri) would argue that the feet are the pathway to seduction...the start of sexual intimacy...why? i'm glad you questioned that last statement...for those of you who do not know...foot sense in the motor cortex of the brain are next door neighbors to the gentalia reflex and sensors in our bodies...huh? in other words...why do you think the ladies (and men) enjoy foot rubs so much? it's because it stimulates in other ways baby...look it up!

anyways..PSYCH!SENSE ...perhaps a person feet...those things furthest away from our insight and mind provide detail to the small things that they hold. Pay attention to detais...

p.s. manicures are not a privilege they are just right.