Soooo...the other day I went and bought a new cycling jersey since i'm riding a whole lot more now...for some reason this one here just caught my attention...I think it's awesome...
Super Grover!
So I walk up to the register to purchase the jersey when I notice the cashier "eye-ing" me...My initial reaction; "sweet...must be the new cologne, deodorant, mouthwash, form fitting designer jeans (haha) or combination thereof." Goes without saying that I'm flattered when she starts up a conversation....
Cashier: So I haven't seen you shop here before- do you come in often?
Me: No not really, I've been meaning to come in since you have all kinds of great stuff....I'm going to make it a point to come in more though. (nice andrew)
Cashier: Well you should, you never know what you'll find- do you bike a lot?
Me: Well just lately I have been, I enjoy it, plus this jersey is really cool!
Cashier: Yeah I figured you biked, you can tell by the physique (point andrew!), and since you were buying this jersey, which I think is really cute...(point andrew again)...
Cashier: I hate to be so forward at work, but i'm wondering; are you seeing anyone?
(BAM! ANDREW...MOVE IN FOR THE KILL.....)
Me: Oh no no, that's an okay question and no i'm not...why do you ask? (of course I know why she's asking...she's sooo digging me)
Cashier: Oh!! that's great! because you see....my brother is really cute and likes to bike as well, he's smart, funny... maybe I can set something up?
Me: Well sure we can go out.....OH HANG ON- WHAT!?!?! Did you say your brother?!?!
Cashier: well yeah, he's really nice and bikes too, i'm sure you'll...OHHH...OH MY GOD I'M SO EMBARASSED...I THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY..
Me: hahaha...no, i'm not, but thanx for the ego boost in attractiveness....I think?
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Just had to tell the story ya hear? Don't know what it is about the jersey but already it's been twice that i've been asked if I was gay...hmmm....funny times indeed.
Update:
Yesterday at work someone told me that the "G" in the middle stood for "Gay" - (what!?! how does that work? anything with a "G" on it means gay? haha) so instead I turned it around and said that instead it stood for "Gangsta" -oh yeah...gangsta grover...I like the sound of that
