Just some random things that have recently poped into my head.
1. Who would've thought that a woman's perfume could act as a cleansing agent for after surgery clean up!
2. Why is it that some people will sign their signature as short as possible and others will take the time to write out the whole thing?
is it really really really necessary to sign in a perfectly legible point
Juan Carlos Santiago Rodriguez
Is it? I had to stand behind a guy at a check out stand where he signed all the checks to pay for groceries just like that...I swear it took like...20 minutes just to write out 3 checks....ugh...
3. Starbucks has black coffee with 1 shot known as a red eye....or black coffee with 2 shots known as a black eye....I wonder what would constitute a brown eye...hahaha...sick
4. Why type with two hands with many can type just as quickly with 2 fingers..speaking of which...i know someone that can type with one finger just as quick as I can type with 2 hands.
5. Warcraft takes up too much time- steve told me that he has fallen behind on weeks of grading due to warcraft...and now has to play catch up...
6. Steve teaches a class called Algebra-R....supposed to be Algebra-(Remedial) for those children who need extra help...but steve has told me that the teachers have nicknamed it Algebra-Retarded....that's just sad.
7. I wear bike locks on my shoes to keep me strapped into the bike when I ride...not too good of an idea when you cant take it off fast enough and fall over in the middle of street....
8. "When in doubt...fart it out" where the hell does that come from...ugh...damn OA kids..
9. In conversation with a "black" man
Me: so why would he call you black? Man: I don't know he was confused by trying to be correct...so I tell him "Don't you ever call me black...I'm african american bee-yotch...don't forget, I'm a strong, black man!"Me: You just said yourself there, that you are black...Man: Did I? ...shit... ahhh screw it...at least i confused him...
10. In nerd talk trying to get laid, "I cast a level 44 erotica on you...you enjoyed it after I put on my wizard hat..." WTF!?!?!?
