As I was working at the local car wash this week I saw a really old couple walking hands as they were passing by. Dont you just love that? seriously...don't you just love seeing really old people holding hands walking by...for some reason it absolutely stills us in place. To think...geez they made it...they made it!! your imagination takes off...
"I wonder how they met..."
"how many years have they been together..."
"how cute...I wish I could have that..."
"I wonder if his sancha is as old as me..." (j/k about this one....kinda)
so anyways, I thought to myself..."what is it that keep them together that long...and really at this age...do they do it because they have to?"
Don't we always wonder that...is the wo/man i'm with right now the one i'm meant to be with? some say yes...others no. But the elderly I feel like don't really have that option...they deal with eachother..
I asked some patrons the other day about this and their response was..."well ya know...when you're young you have time...you can play a bit..you can enjoy life some and not be with your life partner right now..."
my response was really along the lines of...well...why not put that same attention and love into your partner?
why is it that we have to half arse things? not saying that many don't do that...but more...if old seniors can do it and be happy...why shouldn't you be able to put the same attention and love into something.
Now granted...there are age issues..."you have to sew the ol' wild oats..." "you have to experience everything you want to find what you want..." "you gotta wet the old pickle" (I made this last one up)
But with all the care and concern you put into sewing stuff...you could put into your potential life partner...will it be perfect...no...will it be destined...maybe...am I cool...yes, but that's neither here nor there. Take the time to consider your life as a collection of experiences that require our energy and consider your own ability to put more energy and life into the things already in our lives.
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
65. "this boob is your boob...this boob is my boob"
So the motivation from this one came to me as I was working my security job at the local donut shop.
A woman comes and starts to talk to me about her chest. Now at the time she was an "A" cup. She would often tell me how she was embarrassed to go to the beach...embarassed to take her top off with her lover or even embarrassed at times to look in the mirror in the morning.
After living 31 years like this she finally decides to get a boob job. She went from an "A" cup to a "D" cup and cannot stop cheering for it. More power to her right? self esteem aside...she did something that she truly felt would make her happy. How many of us have the courage to do that? (a topic for another time) Anways...she then tells me...
"hey...wanna feel them?...they feel sooo real"
now...i'm all about the boob action when I can get it...all about the free grabbing of the goods...but in this case I was thrown off...besides the fact that i'm not allowed to.
She tells me...."they look good right? they feel even better!! everyone has been telling me this."
and of course i'm thinking...damn...everyone is getting some action ey?
PSYCH!SENSE tells me that although at first she was absolutely worried, scared and overall unsure about herself at first...the implanting of bigger boobs helped to her really appreciate her body. Does that sound weird? like for reals...she was so connected and a part of her body before and only after getting implants did she decide that she was complete. She disconnected from her body.
As stewie from family guy would say, "those aren't boobs....they're lies!!"
Consider a new car...or maybe in extreme cases...like me...when I got a new car or even after washing my car I find myself sooooooooooo cautious and worried about it. Aren't you? you drive slower...you don't want to park near sprinklers...you don't want air to touch it because air is dirty...haha
as soon as something gets on it though...BAM! all rules are off!!!! you can get it dirty you can bang it up a bit more...you disconnect...
wait..you're saying boobs are like cars? sure...why not...built for speed or comfort...distracting...pretty...and damn expensive.
p.s.
just a personal vent...for those women who feel that make up, the latest top of the line skin moisterizers...plastic surgery and the everlasting drive to stay young-looking forever is your life...i'm sorry...you will not. Build that heart muscle..build that mental strength to accept your faults...build the resiliency to love your body for how it will grow.
A woman comes and starts to talk to me about her chest. Now at the time she was an "A" cup. She would often tell me how she was embarrassed to go to the beach...embarassed to take her top off with her lover or even embarrassed at times to look in the mirror in the morning.
After living 31 years like this she finally decides to get a boob job. She went from an "A" cup to a "D" cup and cannot stop cheering for it. More power to her right? self esteem aside...she did something that she truly felt would make her happy. How many of us have the courage to do that? (a topic for another time) Anways...she then tells me...
"hey...wanna feel them?...they feel sooo real"
now...i'm all about the boob action when I can get it...all about the free grabbing of the goods...but in this case I was thrown off...besides the fact that i'm not allowed to.
She tells me...."they look good right? they feel even better!! everyone has been telling me this."
and of course i'm thinking...damn...everyone is getting some action ey?
PSYCH!SENSE tells me that although at first she was absolutely worried, scared and overall unsure about herself at first...the implanting of bigger boobs helped to her really appreciate her body. Does that sound weird? like for reals...she was so connected and a part of her body before and only after getting implants did she decide that she was complete. She disconnected from her body.
As stewie from family guy would say, "those aren't boobs....they're lies!!"
Consider a new car...or maybe in extreme cases...like me...when I got a new car or even after washing my car I find myself sooooooooooo cautious and worried about it. Aren't you? you drive slower...you don't want to park near sprinklers...you don't want air to touch it because air is dirty...haha
as soon as something gets on it though...BAM! all rules are off!!!! you can get it dirty you can bang it up a bit more...you disconnect...
wait..you're saying boobs are like cars? sure...why not...built for speed or comfort...distracting...pretty...and damn expensive.
p.s.
just a personal vent...for those women who feel that make up, the latest top of the line skin moisterizers...plastic surgery and the everlasting drive to stay young-looking forever is your life...i'm sorry...you will not. Build that heart muscle..build that mental strength to accept your faults...build the resiliency to love your body for how it will grow.
Friday, February 12, 2010
64. The Rhythm is gonna get ya
LIfe moves in rhythm....it moves around us and we must be willing to find it. Consider your everyday life and all the small things you do daily. From walking, to reading, to the way you start your day. I mean come think of sex! you know what i'm talking about...you get going in that rhythic thrusting, moving, sliding and you can truly feel that beat that you are meant to be in. damn...that image was kinda hott...
anyways...doesn't it suck that when you are in your groove you get interrupted and suddenly..."Crap..put it back in!!!" you know what i'm talking about..it sucks!
PSYCH!SENSE tells me that it really gets to us because we lost our groove...we lost that track of things. Life becomes sad and almost horrible because although we are moving in the same track and in order...we cannot for the life of us figure out what the rhythm is or where it is going...LIke when youre dancing right? you hear that song and suddenly yuou can feel it in your body. You can feel it in your bones...you want to keep dancing...you want to keep going and grooving because it feels just right...when you're on a roll in homework and you get a phone call...it throws you off right?
We must be willing to find your rhythm....find our beat...find what in your life keeps your internal metronome going. If you find yourself out of rhythm do what is necessary to get b ack in the rhythm of your life, your environment, your work, your world and freakin' nut all over it (hahahah).
anyways...doesn't it suck that when you are in your groove you get interrupted and suddenly..."Crap..put it back in!!!" you know what i'm talking about..it sucks!
PSYCH!SENSE tells me that it really gets to us because we lost our groove...we lost that track of things. Life becomes sad and almost horrible because although we are moving in the same track and in order...we cannot for the life of us figure out what the rhythm is or where it is going...LIke when youre dancing right? you hear that song and suddenly yuou can feel it in your body. You can feel it in your bones...you want to keep dancing...you want to keep going and grooving because it feels just right...when you're on a roll in homework and you get a phone call...it throws you off right?
We must be willing to find your rhythm....find our beat...find what in your life keeps your internal metronome going. If you find yourself out of rhythm do what is necessary to get b ack in the rhythm of your life, your environment, your work, your world and freakin' nut all over it (hahahah).
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
63. Can you hear me now?
Credit to John Kim
When considering the power of relationships and the strength it takes to build them one must consider the connection you have. Now we can get all into the damn aspect of..."conscious acceptance...similar interests...a drive to get off in bed..." blah blah blah...too complicated for a definition of love and relationships. You must be willng to take a look at the connection of love...can you hear me now?
Check it out...this is simple...four aspects of a strong happy relationship: Physical Connection, emotional connection, mental connection and spiritual connection.
Physical connection- can s/he get me off in bed? lets be honest...need that one
Emotional Connection - How does s/he make me feel when i'm done getting off in bed ;)
Mental connection - can we talk about more than the absorbancy power of a sponge?
Spiritual connection - are we open to the opinion and belief system of another.
THink of all this as bars of reception on your cell phone. We should always strive for four bars! Now some of us hang on with only 1.5 bars...2.5 bars. Techincally, we can still make our call...it is a connection...we can do our head bobbing dance, the yelling louder in the cell, the twisting of the neck and running around the room trying to get the best reception...come on we've all done it.
Ultimately, you want to be able to talk to your loved one with a clear connection on your cell phone as if they are in the other room when they are physically in antartica for instance. Compared to you yelling into your phone as you play video games, listen to loud music and grab at your nuts...as if they are in antartica when they are instead physically in the other room. It should always be clear on that cell phone...it should always be clear to talk through...
granted...no matter what cell phone service you have...you're going to have spotty coverage...the important part of all this is that you must be able to convey your mess.478^&(345456$%^345lkjasjdlajsdovhanwe..................
When considering the power of relationships and the strength it takes to build them one must consider the connection you have. Now we can get all into the damn aspect of..."conscious acceptance...similar interests...a drive to get off in bed..." blah blah blah...too complicated for a definition of love and relationships. You must be willng to take a look at the connection of love...can you hear me now?
Check it out...this is simple...four aspects of a strong happy relationship: Physical Connection, emotional connection, mental connection and spiritual connection.
Physical connection- can s/he get me off in bed? lets be honest...need that one
Emotional Connection - How does s/he make me feel when i'm done getting off in bed ;)
Mental connection - can we talk about more than the absorbancy power of a sponge?
Spiritual connection - are we open to the opinion and belief system of another.
THink of all this as bars of reception on your cell phone. We should always strive for four bars! Now some of us hang on with only 1.5 bars...2.5 bars. Techincally, we can still make our call...it is a connection...we can do our head bobbing dance, the yelling louder in the cell, the twisting of the neck and running around the room trying to get the best reception...come on we've all done it.
Ultimately, you want to be able to talk to your loved one with a clear connection on your cell phone as if they are in the other room when they are physically in antartica for instance. Compared to you yelling into your phone as you play video games, listen to loud music and grab at your nuts...as if they are in antartica when they are instead physically in the other room. It should always be clear on that cell phone...it should always be clear to talk through...
granted...no matter what cell phone service you have...you're going to have spotty coverage...the important part of all this is that you must be able to convey your mess.478^&(345456$%^345lkjasjdlajsdovhanwe..................
Friday, February 5, 2010
62. Wad or Fold?
Okay here's something to really think about. Do you wad or fold? hahah...yes I am asking...yes! do you wad or fold.....when you take a crap? THink about it...you sit down to do #2...take a crap...let the dogs out...recycle the mojos from shakeys that night and when you are done do you find yourself pulling the toilet paper roll and just wadding it up in your hand...or do you purposely pull down 2 or 3 and fold them on top of one another? I kinda feel that what you do in the most private of times when you are alone are kinda the way you are in the public eye...
what do you mean?
the PSYCH!SENSE tells me that you will end up wadding up toilet paper more if you tend to be more random..spur of the moment..etc. THe folding type will most likely end up being more calculating "I have to use 'this' many because i'm a calculating genius that thinks i'm going to run out of paper soon."
Then it's funny because right as you get to the end of the roll..do you switch style? COME ON!! we've all been there!! that last little couple of pulls..the last few little sheets...do the folders end up folding it over even more or do they instead think, "damn...I have to wad it because i'm going to switch it out soon" and do the typical wadders end up thinking
"...damn..there's not much left..i better two-ply-quadruple-fold this single square of toilet paper."
i've heard responses where they say..."well..when I pee...I end up wadding but when I poop i end up folding so that it's stronger..."
Further questions:
When you have wiped...do you end up flushing it down the drain or throwing it into the trash?
Do you wipe from the back to front or front to back?
You can see how gross this can get..
what do you mean?
the PSYCH!SENSE tells me that you will end up wadding up toilet paper more if you tend to be more random..spur of the moment..etc. THe folding type will most likely end up being more calculating "I have to use 'this' many because i'm a calculating genius that thinks i'm going to run out of paper soon."
Then it's funny because right as you get to the end of the roll..do you switch style? COME ON!! we've all been there!! that last little couple of pulls..the last few little sheets...do the folders end up folding it over even more or do they instead think, "damn...I have to wad it because i'm going to switch it out soon" and do the typical wadders end up thinking
"...damn..there's not much left..i better two-ply-quadruple-fold this single square of toilet paper."
i've heard responses where they say..."well..when I pee...I end up wadding but when I poop i end up folding so that it's stronger..."
Further questions:
When you have wiped...do you end up flushing it down the drain or throwing it into the trash?
Do you wipe from the back to front or front to back?
You can see how gross this can get..
Monday, February 1, 2010
61. What Upsets me
Now...i'm going to talk about something close to the heart. I am stealing this from a friend of mine John Kim.
Now in the world of therapy, services, counseling, psychiatry, psychology, etc...we hear problems and issues from everyone...EVERYONE! everyone has problems...who ever takes the time to hear those of the person doing the listening? geez...these stressors and anxieties though can truly make us want to pull our hair out!! I am no exception...there are things that authentically piss me off...set me off the edge and make me want to freakin end it all.
So here it is...this is it!!! of all the things that really set me off...of all the crazy things i've heard, of all the crap that i've been told and seen...the one things that sets me off are....squirrels. UGH!! those damn things...ya know...they're the only freakin animal that we cannot pet! WE CAN'T PET THEM. for reals...and what really pisses me off is that they know it too. They know that they are all cute and cuddly and stuff with their big poofy tails and cute little scurrying about...yet we can't touch them! ugh. I mean think about...you can pet elephants, dogs, cats...damn you can even pet and ride a tiger and lion..it's not because they're small either...right? you can get little pigeons to like perch on your shoulder with enough bread...but those little furry bastards don't let us get even close to them...WTF! Plus they're so freakin fast that it's not like you can even hit them with a rock because they take off. UGH!
My theory is that they really eat like dogs. Think about it...I think they eat like dogs when other people aren't looking but when they know we are watching they decide to hold it in their cute little hands because they know we love it! DAMMIT! stupid little things. I'm on to their game...i'm onto them...FUCK!
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p.s. I tried to hit one with a rock the other day...missed him.
p.s.s. Don't even get me started on that piece of crap squirrel that skis on the water...you've seen him...everyone has.
Now in the world of therapy, services, counseling, psychiatry, psychology, etc...we hear problems and issues from everyone...EVERYONE! everyone has problems...who ever takes the time to hear those of the person doing the listening? geez...these stressors and anxieties though can truly make us want to pull our hair out!! I am no exception...there are things that authentically piss me off...set me off the edge and make me want to freakin end it all.
So here it is...this is it!!! of all the things that really set me off...of all the crazy things i've heard, of all the crap that i've been told and seen...the one things that sets me off are....squirrels. UGH!! those damn things...ya know...they're the only freakin animal that we cannot pet! WE CAN'T PET THEM. for reals...and what really pisses me off is that they know it too. They know that they are all cute and cuddly and stuff with their big poofy tails and cute little scurrying about...yet we can't touch them! ugh. I mean think about...you can pet elephants, dogs, cats...damn you can even pet and ride a tiger and lion..it's not because they're small either...right? you can get little pigeons to like perch on your shoulder with enough bread...but those little furry bastards don't let us get even close to them...WTF! Plus they're so freakin fast that it's not like you can even hit them with a rock because they take off. UGH!
My theory is that they really eat like dogs. Think about it...I think they eat like dogs when other people aren't looking but when they know we are watching they decide to hold it in their cute little hands because they know we love it! DAMMIT! stupid little things. I'm on to their game...i'm onto them...FUCK!
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p.s. I tried to hit one with a rock the other day...missed him.
p.s.s. Don't even get me started on that piece of crap squirrel that skis on the water...you've seen him...everyone has.
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