Friday, February 5, 2010

62. Wad or Fold?

Okay here's something to really think about. Do you wad or fold? hahah...yes I am asking...yes! do you wad or fold.....when you take a crap? THink about it...you sit down to do #2...take a crap...let the dogs out...recycle the mojos from shakeys that night and when you are done do you find yourself pulling the toilet paper roll and just wadding it up in your hand...or do you purposely pull down 2 or 3 and fold them on top of one another? I kinda feel that what you do in the most private of times when you are alone are kinda the way you are in the public eye...

what do you mean?

the PSYCH!SENSE tells me that you will end up wadding up toilet paper more if you tend to be more random..spur of the moment..etc. THe folding type will most likely end up being more calculating "I have to use 'this' many because i'm a calculating genius that thinks i'm going to run out of paper soon."

Then it's funny because right as you get to the end of the roll..do you switch style? COME ON!! we've all been there!! that last little couple of pulls..the last few little sheets...do the folders end up folding it over even more or do they instead think, "damn...I have to wad it because i'm going to switch it out soon" and do the typical wadders end up thinking

"...damn..there's not much left..i better two-ply-quadruple-fold this single square of toilet paper."

i've heard responses where they say..."well..when I pee...I end up wadding but when I poop i end up folding so that it's stronger..."

Further questions:
When you have wiped...do you end up flushing it down the drain or throwing it into the trash?
Do you wipe from the back to front or front to back?

You can see how gross this can get..

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