Now...i'm going to talk about something close to the heart. I am stealing this from a friend of mine John Kim.
Now in the world of therapy, services, counseling, psychiatry, psychology, etc...we hear problems and issues from everyone...EVERYONE! everyone has problems...who ever takes the time to hear those of the person doing the listening? geez...these stressors and anxieties though can truly make us want to pull our hair out!! I am no exception...there are things that authentically piss me off...set me off the edge and make me want to freakin end it all.
So here it is...this is it!!! of all the things that really set me off...of all the crazy things i've heard, of all the crap that i've been told and seen...the one things that sets me off are....squirrels. UGH!! those damn things...ya know...they're the only freakin animal that we cannot pet! WE CAN'T PET THEM. for reals...and what really pisses me off is that they know it too. They know that they are all cute and cuddly and stuff with their big poofy tails and cute little scurrying about...yet we can't touch them! ugh. I mean think about...you can pet elephants, dogs, cats...damn you can even pet and ride a tiger and lion..it's not because they're small either...right? you can get little pigeons to like perch on your shoulder with enough bread...but those little furry bastards don't let us get even close to them...WTF! Plus they're so freakin fast that it's not like you can even hit them with a rock because they take off. UGH!
My theory is that they really eat like dogs. Think about it...I think they eat like dogs when other people aren't looking but when they know we are watching they decide to hold it in their cute little hands because they know we love it! DAMMIT! stupid little things. I'm on to their game...i'm onto them...FUCK!
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p.s. I tried to hit one with a rock the other day...missed him.
p.s.s. Don't even get me started on that piece of crap squirrel that skis on the water...you've seen him...everyone has.
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