Lets start from the beginning...
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess...who smelled of cookies and ginger bread...she would wake up everyday from her lavender scented bedding, the sheer shaw that hung over her window would glow with the morning light as the breeze and scent of roses and flowers awoke the princess everyday...and out that same window the princess would await for her prince...await for his coming...await for him to save her.
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what do they not tell you?
The prince wakes up, loads on 80 pounds of tin...sweats his ass off in it...rides for days on end, likely without food or drink ...fights a freakin dragon, a gargoyle, godzilla, your mom and some sort of witch or evil queen...does the old school stairmaster and climbs up the staircase of death, jumps over a fire pit of hell to find the princess laying there saying, "I've been waiting for so long...where have you been?"
The prince's response, "I have found you that's all the matters"
The prince's REAL feelings, "SCREW YOU BI-OTCH....do you know what I had to do to get here!!?!?!?"
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We all know the fairy tale...we all know the common storyline and the drive to save the woman...but how does that translate today? how? for that I turn to the modern day club scene and the mating rituals there.
I was speaking to a friend yesterday who tells me, "When my ladies and I go to the club...sometimes we don't even have to take money..."
The idea was that in order to talk to her and her friends...the guys have to buy them a drink. Now PSYCH!SENSE tells me that this is their "price of admission" in order to be worthy of their time...you have to buy them a drink. Does this seem wrong?
Instead of being able to talk to a woman and just make conversation with you...you have to buy your way in? if that was the case...damn i'd buy sex all the time, skip the pleasantries and move in for the giggidy-ness.
But this is the fairy tale today. The guy walks into the club...finds a pretty gal...has to buy them a drink, fight with her wingwomen...ya know...the dragon, gargoyle, godzilla, evil witch (cause damn..some of them look like that) just to get to the princess ...offer her a drink and have her say, "get lost...i'm not interested"
Where did we lose the translation? It's sad to think that many woman (not all as I can hear the hordes of you screaming at me) will often go out to a club under the pretense of "I don't go out looking for anything..." knowing damn well that just by sitting there at a bar and puckering your lips, not doing anything...waiting for your prince charming- you are expecting to swept off your feet. It's true, many go under the false thought, "im just going for fun..." You can get free drinks without the need to do anything and without the intention of trying to get to know someone on a deeper level.
Talking to women is hard...if you don't have a certain look...a certain six pack or rippling arms the most you get is the opportunity to buy the girl a drink (because she doesn't want to spend her money) while she makes out with the fireman...(although lets me real some of them are hot...wait..what?) Over the course of one evening a woman will have about 15 men walk up to her and try to talk to her...I understand being selective...but often they only select for the hottest thing in there as oppose to talking to them...is this bad? well..technically no...whether or not you care...you have stopped growing when you do this. You have stopped moving towards the higher level of being that you can be when all you care about is their ass.
but trust me when I say...there is something damn hot about a tight ass than a saggy one..so I get it. The challenge is overcoming those drives and urges in exchange for something more.
Remember ladies...although I realize your type may be "tall, dark and asshole" (as I stole that from Rayna) it's those that have had to work hard and build personality that are the true winners.
Favorite fairy tales? Shrek and Beauty and the Beast
See the connection? monsters, ugly "princes" who are able to be loved outside of what they look like...
2 challenges?
1. the next time a shrek walks up to you at a bar...offer to buy him a drink...nothing intended...nothing expected...make sure he knows that...but talk to him..you'll make his world and in the process you yourself will grow.
2. there are some damn hot readers out there...damn hot. You know who you are. I challenge you to walk up to someone that may not be very hot...who may not have been gifted with absolute sexiness and chat them up...just for the experiment...see if they are anymore interesting than the rippling firefighter. Not to mention...you will absolutely change his world for the better...and like I said earlier..you will have grown in the process
For my less attractive readers, when you see the hot princess at the club...ignore them because they don't care about you in the slightest bit...but if you just have the absolute drive to talk to them..the drive and personal mission to get the hottest thing in the club...
here is your tip. Buy her drink...add Roofie. ta-da!
(for more reading see...blog 110 "I've got sssssteam heat" this is about how women may only be confident because they are used to men always hitting on them...it's false self esteem...also consider 109 "Play the game" sometimes we just have to suck it up and play the game/role that the environment expects of us)
screw you princess!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIts funny how some girls actually get away with stuff like "i dont even take money when i go out." I know that as guys thats part of a fucking ritual but i got over that real fast. And i find it even more funny now that im married. Whenever i used to go out i would not but a girl a drink, unless the conversation was already a good one and i felt some sort of connection. Yeah it ment that i did not get laid as much but i at least had my self respect at the end of the night. I have some friends that would buy these girls $40-$60 worth of drinks only to get a number and at the end of the night it might be a 50-50 chance its not the right one. FUCK THAT!!!!!
Ive always wonderd when a girl trys to get away with something just on her looks, how many dumb fucks fall for it. I mean it happens outside the club setting. I just had it happen to me a couple of nights back. A girl comes in to my job to pick up an order, she puts her double d's on my counter gives me a smile asks me for a drink and makes a face when i charge her for it. What the fuck!!!!!! like im suppose say, thanks for showing me your cleavege here let me cut into my profit and give you this for free..... Really how many dumb fucks fall for that??????
Again i mite be alone on this but i rather spend my hard earned cash on somebody thats actually going to appriciat me getting them something.... like ME!.... Plus this is no longer the olden times. Woman bitch and complain about wanting to be equal.... fuck it buy your own drink, or buy me one....... ha ha ha next time i go out im going to show whoever is serving me my nut sack, i wonder if they'll let me eat for free?????
the dumb joke.
I think that it's the mans job to like buy drinks for us. They have to earn my attention. If I like them then ill like let them buy me more and maybe give them my number. But why would I want to hook up with someone that could not even buy me a drink? they are prolly poor if they can't afford me one. It's like a test. If he buys his way in then cool.
ReplyDeleteI know another group of people that guys have to pay to get attention from them..... strippers and prostitutes.... im just saying
ReplyDeleteThis blog posting just pissed me off. First off, you say you want the hot princess to give equal attention to the hot guy , as well as the ugly dude.To buy the average not so hot looking guy a drink and make his day.... Well what about the average chick in the bar who goes there to enjoy herself and has to be subjected to all the asshole guys that only want to impress the princess?? Well boys hate to hurt your feelings she doesn't give two flaming fucks for you nor will she ever. She knows you idiots will flock in and buy her whatever she wants and at the end of the night when your flat broke she walks out with her friends.... I've seen it done over and over. In my day I was far from average. Sorry just speaking the truth and believe me I could be the biggest of bitches if you didn't fit the bill. The difference? I bought my own drinks and turned down most that were offered to me, just so I wouldn't have to deal with any of the BS that went along with someone buying me a drink. It got old having to tell them "no , not interested but thanks anyway." . then when I'd turn them down. Of course I got the classic , but well thought out and intelligent line... " You must be a Lesbian since you don't want to talk to me or take my drink" .. My response? " No, but I'll tell ya this, if youre what I have to look forward to, then yep, that chick across the bar from us is looking pretty good!" .. Truth be told , you're never going to find your princess in a bar, nor will she find her prince charming... what she is more likely to find is a dude with self esteem issues and a drinking problem... and as far as the dude ever getting the Princess goes... it's a fairy tale... ...
ReplyDeleteHi Michele!
ReplyDeleteLove the comment...love it!! Ya know...I think you make an amazing point. Why is it that women have to deal with men always hitting on them. I agree...I'm sure it gets annoying because the flip argument is that men are just after one thing...ya know...come on...great conversation right? and when that does work...sex.
Thank you for your addition. As for being fired up and charged by it...I LOVE THAT! time to consider why you got angry by it in the first place. ;)
To anon 2: Hey what I do on my weekends is my own business ...thank you very much
ReplyDeleteTo anon 1:Its interesting how you say..it's a test...that's soemthing to think about ...
ReplyDeleteto dumb jock: Please try and show your nut sack to someone for the sake of getting a free meal...let us know how that worked out for ya
ReplyDeleteI wasn't angry. I was pissed off , there's a difference. At least in my book. Pissed off that it seemed a bit one sided and a double standard. The beautiful princess always mistreating the average guy and talking to the hot dude instead. When by the same token the hot dude and the AVERAGE guy both mistreat the average chick!! I've been both believe it or not The Princess and the average chick. ha... but like I said I paid for my own drinks. And you hit the nail on the head my friend. TRUst me it does get old constantly having to deal with the advances of dudes that think JUST because they buy a chick a drink she has to give up the goods or ... there's something wrong with her for not wanting him simply because he threw down some cash. Ladies... buy your own drinks.. bottom line.. stop prostituting yourself for a few free drinks.no matter how hot the guy is.. . and men... you want to find the lady of your dreams?? my bet is , she won't be scanning the bar just to see who would be willing to buy her a drink ....having a couple drinks at the local pub with your friends can be some fun times...However after a few drinks everyone looks good in the dark...therein lies the fantasy.. the truth is.. at the end of the night.. what you thought was your fantasy turns out often times to be your nightmare... especially when the girl of your dreams is puking up all those free drinks in the parking lot!!! and you're left holding the tab!!
ReplyDeleteI have to fully agree with Michele, plus her comments are pretty hilarious! Your average Jane also gets left out in the cold.
ReplyDeleteBut just like it's annoying for the prince to hear "what took you so long?" it can be difficult waiting around for the prince to come along. We have to stop being biased and look at it from both perspectives. It's a difficult task but as a challenge, maybe we can all do that and begin to form better relationships and friendships. Baby steps!
Dumb jock- your comment is amazingly hilarious! Never have I heard any guy suggest that, but you prove a very good point. Although I don't think it would work nearly as great as cleavage does.
Gaby , may I buy you a drink??? BAHAHAHAHA... and No, I'm not gay just appreciate a brilliant mind!!
ReplyDeleteMichele, in the spirit of the blog topic, what say we either buy each other a drink or just meet up for drinks so we don't prostitute ourselves hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAH...... touche!!!
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