87. It's how big?

This idea was brought to me in conversation with one of my best good buds.

PSYCH!SENSE question...what is it with women and big engagement/wedding rings?

As I write this I hope that many of my female readers will put their opinion on here. My friend tells me that at his work place a younger woman had just gotten engaged...as she's talking about her proposal she shows the office her ring. An older woman takes a gander and is floored! her response, "Damn...I need to get a bigger one" (hmm..I feel like I should insert a joke here).

I ask my buddy about this and he tells me, "ya know...it goes back to tradition...back in the day a man went to the family's home and would give livestock in exchange for their woman's hand."

I ask one of my co-workers and she tells me, "it just goes back because we like jewelry." and I say, "that's it?" and she says, "yup.......and the bigger it is the more he loves us."

hahahah...imagine that..the bigger the ring...the more you love your woman..

so the question is...if you had the choice between a HUGE cubic zirconian (sp?) and a small diamond ring, which would you prefer?

the real one or the fake one? Her response was, "well..it depends on how fake it looks and who knows it's fake?"

PSYCH!SENSE tells me that a woman has a huge ring as like men imagine having ya know...schlongs. We have this imaginary belief that the bigger our *thang is, the more worth of a man we are. The bigger ring a woman has, the more love and better man she has.

I suppose if a woman could get a bigger ring...she would. How many of us guys, if told there was a breakthrough product...

not talking about extenze...stupid ass thing that doesn't even work..or that cream...or that suction pump thing...but it did feel good...or those collagen injection shots, at least those kinda worked but then it wasn't quite even enough and one side was droopy...I mean, come on...am I really still talking about this..)

...anyways...if a guy was given an opportunity to make himself bigger would he take it? ha! i'm sure he would.

See...men have kind of a cheating thing...we wear pants all day. By doing this we can say anything we want, buff up our shoulders, raise our chest pound on it and pronounce loudly, "I have a HUGE BEEFSTICK" and no one would know other than his partner. But women can't do this...they wear it in public all day...they can't lie about it's size.

GOing back to the question...although big rings and huge ding dongs may represent some grand gesture of being *worth more...are they really? We all know the answer to this...but few are willing to admit it...no

"it's not the size that counts..." it's the symbol of it that means more....the representtation of it. A bigger ring does not mean he loves you more or that you are worth more...a big ol' *third leg doesn't mean that you are more of a man or that you are stronger than any other man...it probably just means you have back problems. You must be willing to get over the idea of bigger size as being better...

(unless you're hung like a baby's arm holding an apple)