Monday, October 19, 2009

46. Brilliant Kids

So working with kids, teens and adults has really given me an idea of general cognitive functions among the very wide age frames. Let me tell you about a 5 year old I have. or...allow me to let him show you how smart he is...

"Hey..uhm...why is it that my daddy likes to be treated like a baby by my mommy? ...so you're saying that when I get bigger i'll want to be treated like a baby again?...that's dumb"

"Why would we name a state after a female part?" (talking about virginia)

"Why don't kids like my age read pokemon books more?...well I figure that if 5 year old asian kids can read things like, 'Charizard battled balbasaur for the minxy cup in the finale', i'm sure that they could read things like, 'jack followed jane up a hill'....ohhhh is that why asian's are smarter than us?"

"my daddy tells me that women never change...but I always see my mom in different clothes so what's he talking about?"

1 comment:

  1. Oh my lord this is so cute and hilarious!!!! Ah the innocence of young children

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