27. Definition of irony

Allow me to explain the irony and sometimes hilarious ways in which life gives you the "finger."So I never really needed glasses...So When I was in high school I wore glasses to feel like a smart kid. I wore them so that others would think I was smart and so i would fit in...you know..if you talk like a duck/walk like a duck thing...So I wore them consistently enough that I grew used to them to an extant..even though I only really needed them for reading...So I get into the Marine Corp and after many many many rounds of fire and many many pieces of bullet frag and chemicals popping into my eyes I had to wear glasses all the time because my eyes were decently weak...I then decide I'm tired of wearing contacts and glasses on Marine Corp training days and so got lasik...Now here I am without glasses or contacts and am decently enjoying it..good times right?Well now all I hear is how my face is plain and needs more character "you should wear glasses again because it's weird now Andrew"...WTF right?!?!?So now i'm looking into buying 0 Rx (prescription) glasses...in other words...just glasses that don't alter my vision in order to look like i used to...ugh...damn irony...