25. Hitting on women

Soooo...yesterday I go home and decide to go for a run..I mean it's good times since I don't have to worry about school..since I don't have monday classes anymore...yay! So I decide to go for a run. Now I have a few parks by my house and the arroyo seco (river) that runs by my house. I decide to go to the park and take a few laps on the grass. As i'm running, mind you my eyes are not perfect yet, I see from a distance some really fat guy whaling on some small girl. WTF!?!?So of course my Andrew "the hero" spidey sense goes off and I make my run over to them. As I speed up and race towards them..i'm just thinking.."holy crap...how am I going to take this guy out...hmm..legs...go for the legs I figure..or dance around him..because guessing by his weight I figure I can just use some endurance to wear him down." So as I get closer I realize...wait a minute...this is all wrong...the guy beating up the girl isn't a guy at all...it's a girl!! what the hell...and the girl she was beating ended up being a really small guy! Whoa!The lesson in the story?Well...you can figure that one out...p.s.Yeah...by the looks of this girl..well..even if I wanted to help out the guy...I think she would've taken this Marine down easily :-)