31. God is that you

So as I'm walking out of supervision today I walk out the door going to my car when suddenly I hear my name called, "Andrew!"....I stop and look around...nothing...As I start to walk again...the voice rings outs...."Andrew!!" ...I look around and nothing...So I turn around and say, "uh...God?!?!" as I look trying to figure out what's going on...Then this girl jumps out of her car and comes running to me..."Oh my god, Andrew!!"Surprised I see that it is a girl that I dated like...uh...6 or 7 years ago.."oh how's it going....uh...C.A.R.M.E.N.???" - I say"Yeah that's right Andrew..." -She says as I wipe my head barely remembering herShe then starts balling!!!...BALLING!!!!!!! and crying/screaming with tears pouring out...She then starts apologizing to me."i'm sorry for: Not returing your call that one time you called and I could have answerNot smiling that one time you bought me a cakeNot buying you a gift for your birthdayNot wiping your butt when you shat that one time"..... You know...all kinds of random, random crap to which I truly, truly do not remember any of this stuff...eventually after about...I don't know...30 minutes of just balling in incomprehensible language and words...she then says i'm also sorry the most for something that I never told you about...of course my heart is pounding..."I'm sorry Andrew that I slept with your friend!...Rob" -she says"oh...is that all? that's alright no biggie...it's all good." -I say in responseSo i finally ask..."I dont' get it...what are you apologizing for...why are you saying sorry?" "Oh..it's because i'm part of this program where I have to apologize for all the wrong doings i've ever done to anyone.....it's a weird program i'm in""oh you mean AA???!?!"-sigh....just sigh...upon further inspection, i've found that she never slept with rob, never had any contact like that...plus...hmm...I should learn to runaway from godly voices for now on.