29. Greatest Versus of all time

Okay okay okay...So I read this on a blog a while back ago and since just recently (my last blog) someone said that Godzilla is stronger than The KONG! allow me to open up the blog conversation...Godzilla Versus The KongI reference good ol' wikipedia for this one...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Kong_vs._GodzillaResult: The KongPirates Versus NinjasAt Sea1. Okay...so a horse versus a ship? right..regardless of how well trained a ninja is, he's just not equipped to handle a pirate ship. 2. The fighting crane method is no match for a 32 gun Galleon. 3. With it's sails furled, a pirate ship could reach 12-15 knots. A ninja, while swimming, couldn't reach half that. On Land1. Let's face it. A one-eyed man with a peg-leg isn't going to win too many fights with a ninja. 2. The pirate has won on occasion by using the "Argh, matey, look out behind ye!" ploy. This statistically works on 1 out of every 4 ninjas. So, if you ever come across the exam question, "What beats dumb ninjas?" you can respond with confidence, "Clever pirates."In The AirNeither ninjas nor pirates are known for their flying skills. In fact, the only thing close to a pirate flying was Errol Flynn, who played a pirate in "Captain Blood" and went on to star in "Those Magnificent Men and Their Flying Machines." In most cases the ninjas will dismantle their plane's wings to make huge throwing stars. The pirates always try and drink the plane's fuel, which most claim is weaker than the typical pirate grog. The Result: Neither encounter proves either side victorious, and this scenario ends in a draw.Alien Versus Predatorreference to the movies...and comics...I kinda see the alien as a weird rabid dog thing...and the predator as a sophito-macated machine with invisibility..come on...the only ways aliens would win would be with sheer numbers...Sorta like my job...the kids outnumber the counselors...hmm...scary if they all decide to flip out...The Result: Predator Taco Bell Dog Versus Paris Hilton DogYa know..this is a hard one...1. Taco Bell Dog is Mexican..come on now..those guys fight dirty...2. Paris hilton dog is rich and probably hired a hit man...3. Referring to South Park (which I love) paris could probably make him her pet and he would then kill himself because of it4. Taco Bell dog could trick paris hilton dog into eating tomatoes from his restaurants, which we all know were like..poisoned or something..The Result: Taco Bell DogAfterward: After a blossoming relationship with the Paris Hilton Dog he fell hard on drugs and went to rehab right before getting a security job with Gary ColemanDracula Versus Frankenstein1. Dracula is immortal2. I don't think Frankenstein is alive (quoting the line, "it's alive")3. Pitch forks and fire did frankenstein in4. Garlic and wooden crosses did Dracula in...5. Dracula could turn lots of people into vampires and have them gang up on him6. Frankenstein is the composition of many different body parts...what if they took like the best parts of the greatest people out there...bruce lee hands, ali's feet, michael phelps core, andrew's amazing butt...he'd be awesome...7. Dracula is undeadThe Result: DraculaAlf Versus E.T.1. Alf has spunk and loves eating cats...so blood doesn't phase him2. E.T. has the patented "E.T. Phone Homies" technique...so back up is always around3. Alf works out, can ride his own bike and can bad trash to the little blob..that's some serious mental work4. E.T. has longer fingers allowing for the ol' three stooges eye gouge trickThe Result: E.T. Jack Versus Ronald McDonald1. The jack is known for his killer head butt attack2. Ronald has been seen throwing a child or two at the Jack3. Jack appears to have a massive head that may help cushion the blows from the Ronald4. Ronald has a posse..the giant purple blob, the hamburgler...and the little bird that no one really knows the name ofThe Result: RonaldJust too many to keep going...Snow white Vs. CinderellaTerminator Vs. RobocopStewie Griffen Vs. CartmanBarney Vs. TeletubbyMichael Jackson Vs. PeeWee HermanGrouch Vs. The Cookie MonsterEaster Bunny Vs. Toothfairy (see my profile for a video of the easter bunny)Feel free to add more or...place your bets