38. I'm the rebound?

So as I've been making my rounds with the plethora of both 4 year old Rx addicts and 88 year old pyromaniacs...i've found myself in the presence of those that have had a loooooong history of mental disorder. Some longer than I've been alive have been in the mental health system for so long that I KNOW they could create licensing exams for us mental health peeps...I know in fact that many of them can read right through some of their own therapists...so interesting. Anyways, as i'm making my rounds (like i said earlier) i've found a teenager that tells me, "hey andrew...you're my third therapist in like..3 years." and of course my response is somewhere around, "so how does that make you feel."....his response was, "well...so far...you're not that good...my last therapist in the two sessions we initially had knew who I was, my life and everything...he was so great...he made me feel so good, he challenged me, he pushed me, he motivated me..."blah blah blah blah..So feelign a bit insulted I ask him, "oh...then why did it end?" and his response, "well it was time I moved on from him....it was just time...now here you are andrew and i think my last therapist was way better."Damn jerk off little prick...ugh! haha..i'm the rebound...ofcourse my thoughts are just running around right now..."was he better at diagnosing you? could he make you feel like I can? can't you just try and like me? why is it so quiet in session maybe i should break the ice..." hahhahahah i'm such the rebound...it's like going on an awkward first date as they tell you all about their last b/f and how you'll never be as good as they were...hahah....I think I should start a support group for therapists that are just the rebound therapists...