22. Price of a porshe

So my close friend buys a new car. YAY! he buys this amazingly pretty 2008 Porsche Boxster. Man it is sexy...So as I see his car my head just goes into overdrive..I mean I really think about why I can't do that kind of thing...I mean who wouldn't think that right? The guy is 26, a graduate from Occidental College, and with the fancy new car...hey he's picking up all the ladies...good situation ya know.So as I'm with him we start talking about this one girl that he picks up...he tells me how he rolled up to the club in his new car...how he turned heads and had everyone smiling/wondering who this cat was...so he spots this one girl outside and after a few courage drinks inside, he finds her and starts up a conversation. After talking to her for a while and showing her his new 2008 Porsche...well needless to say, he got her to leave with him...nice ya know.So as they drive home he pulls up to his place, laughing, practically falling and making a ruckus...I mean why not..he just picked up a random girl and is about to get lucky. As soon as he puts the key into the door, his mom opens it up and starts yelling at him for making so much noise...Guess he forgot to tell the hottie that he lives at home with mom and dad still...Ya know...it was at that point I figured out how he could afford a Porsche...I also figured out at the point how in the end...even though I can't afford one...how much better I am because of it.