Where to begin...things that i've recently come across:
1. Men at age 45 to 53 can still have arguments that go along the lines of "it's way better than that, i'd have to say it's about an infinity amount better than that..."
2. At my bartending job, we have the house soup every day called Cock N' Leaky Soup (rice, chicken and leaks). If that's not funny enough, imagine a woman estimated at age 77 who isn't quite sure of the name of the soup coming up and saying, "i'd like an order of that...ya know..that one soup...that...Leeky Cock Soup...it takes so good going down my throat..."
Oh yeah..needless to say i'm dying on the other side listening to her say this
3. Going to starbucks tired as hell and asking for a large black coffee. I ask the guy if there is anything stronger than that...his response? how about I give you a black eye? My response of WTF?!?!?! his response, relax it's just two shots of espresso in the coffee....
.......i'm working from 10 pm to 8 am now folks..feel free to bug me at any time of the night!!!! ;-)
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